I stumbled on this post in a forum, while a foreigner who came to Nigeria posted this question and an anonymous Nigerian gave him a quite interesting answer. Read on;
How to get laid in Lagos
Short term? Go to any club in the Island area and look for the girls showing off the most cleavage and thighs. Tell her she is pretty and offer to dance with her. If she is flattered but turns down your offer to dance while still being flirty, ask her what it will take to spend time with her all night. You agree on a price, take her home, pay her and get laid.
Long term? Dress well in a suit and got to conferences. Look for ladies in short, tight skirts who have no rings on their fingers. Chat them up. Tell them you just came from overseas and you are looking to settle in Lagos. Ask her out to dinner. Take her to an expensive hotel restaurant. Be nice, gentlemanly and always compliment her. Remember to always pay for her taxi to and from your meeting point. By the second date, take her somewhere nice and quiet. Tell her you have been thinking about her and you feel like you are falling in love. Take her out again and make sure you call and text her regularly. By the fourth date invite her over to your place. Do not make a move on her. Cuddle only. The next time, invite her again to your place again. You’ll get laid, 5 times out of 8. And you will continue to get laid till you are tired.
Men, is this true?
How to get laid in Lagos
Short term? Go to any club in the Island area and look for the girls showing off the most cleavage and thighs. Tell her she is pretty and offer to dance with her. If she is flattered but turns down your offer to dance while still being flirty, ask her what it will take to spend time with her all night. You agree on a price, take her home, pay her and get laid.
Long term? Dress well in a suit and got to conferences. Look for ladies in short, tight skirts who have no rings on their fingers. Chat them up. Tell them you just came from overseas and you are looking to settle in Lagos. Ask her out to dinner. Take her to an expensive hotel restaurant. Be nice, gentlemanly and always compliment her. Remember to always pay for her taxi to and from your meeting point. By the second date, take her somewhere nice and quiet. Tell her you have been thinking about her and you feel like you are falling in love. Take her out again and make sure you call and text her regularly. By the fourth date invite her over to your place. Do not make a move on her. Cuddle only. The next time, invite her again to your place again. You’ll get laid, 5 times out of 8. And you will continue to get laid till you are tired.
Men, is this true?
Lol....Gospel truth...but the thing that surprise me is that,,most ladies this days believe lies easily from men than the hard truth...
ReplyDeleteI don't need these lectures though cos I don't wanna get laid I only wanna get paid.
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What works for Ada might not work for chi.........
ReplyDeleteSo to me I think it works for some and not all
how can she accept you come from oversees with your face looking like a retired teacher
ReplyDeletemight work for some people not all
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